never quite offbeat

Who are the badass women that inspire you? Lena Headey, who plays Cersei on Game of thrones.

At the X Factor

toyota:

Simon: I wasnt expecting that

Me: *continues jacking off on the stage*

rocknrollercoaster:

Rappers with puppies.

blasianxbri:

niggawillyoushutthefuckup:

theculturedactivist:

Open your eyes.

New age Genocide 

reblogging again

me at the zoo: where are the dragons

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

amandieu:

Out of context Sims conversations…

amandieu:

Out of context Sims conversations…

versaceslut:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

lalondes:

THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS… HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE NOW…

ogm