never quite offbeat

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

vuhnessahh7:

Tips for online dating

Is this real

one of my fave videos of all time forreal

halfwayboys:

I live for this video.

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
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okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

corgisandboobs:

I cannot stop fucking laughing.

deanwinshecter:

urbean:

thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell

I SCROLLED THROUGH MY LIKES FOR AN HOUR TO FIND THIS

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment